Michelle, I have been waiting for years. YEARS! You deserve a gold. You have always deserved a gold. With each disappointment, I have stayed by your side... despite even the last one when you lost to that ugly talentless redhead girl, I never left your side. Not once.
Now you're telling me your groin hurts too much? WTF? You're a skater, girl! Your groin is suppose be in pain! Groins of winners are on fire! FIRE!