Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Only on halloween...

...could I pull off looking like a cracked-out alien. To be exact, my name was "Musca the Green Martian from Mars". Musca (means "the Fly"), along with Dirty Jeff from Digable Planet, won second place in the costume contest at work.

Legion of Earthling and Galactic Alien Life-forms (L.E.G.A.L)

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Halloween at Fu's Palace

A few of us rented Fu's Palace on Saturday for a blow-out Halloween party of the year!

Fu's is THE place for a private party. The restaurant has a huge rectangular bar area, a banquet room for the dance floor and a spacious outdoor patio. The decor is kitchy Chinese American, with round red booths and laterns and all that good shit.

The crew and I came as a CIRCUS.
From left to right: Pixie, Ringleader, Bearded Lady, Cross Dresser, Animal Tamer and Clown.

... and the Woman who shoots out of a Cannon and an Acrobat.

Music by:

DJ Rewind

DJ Mighty Nice

DJ Dithmar

Big Bird getting naughty on the dance floor.

It was very exciting because there was about a 95% rate in costume participation.

Owner Gary Fu with Min from the Chinese Opera

The Birds! The Birds!

Foxy Brown posing with Jane the Matador

Dick Cheney hanging out with Jenna Bush and a Saudi Prince

The Ax Gang from Kung Fu Hustle with some nondescript Halloween ladies.

Very rad.

Cleopatra with Sid Vicious.

A Giant Ipod.

This was homemade. Go Nacho Libre!

I covet his bow.

Happy Halloween!

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Enjoy the Food, Skip the Rudeness

Markus found this ad in the OC Weekly.
This, among many many reasons, is why Orange County sucks.

Thanks, Mr. M, for finding such seemingly innocuous yet super racially-derogative shit about my people. You're cool like that.

Chinese Chipmunks in Da Club in Alhambra.
Happy Birthday!

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

I can't wait!!

Borat with his entourage at the film premiere.
Borat arrives in his stretch "limo" at the Chinese Theatre.
Borat addresses the fans

Kudos on Judo

So my roommates and I were flipping channels when we came across a tournament that mix-matches competitors from different schools of martial arts.

We watched a kickboxer fight a judo wrestler. It was crazy madness! I have never seen a judo match before, and had no idea of the techniques involved in judo. Basically, you trap your competitor in a submission position and beat the shit out of him.

As a pacifist, I found it totally appalling... but strangely, I couldn't take my eyes off of the TV. The same thing happens when I watch boxing or a street fight. I can't help but to be disturbed and intrigued at the same time. Yes, I too am a victim of our hyper-violent society.

Lady Pun, a former kickboxer who actually competed in her day, and Tron, a super lightweight wrestler in high school, found the match exciting. And it was. But I don't know. It just felt awful, with the blood everywhere and all. I feel less guilt watching a pornographic movie.

The judo guy won, by the way. He was pretty awesome.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Pissed

Several folks emailed me about this LA Times article featuring the short, Sheep Man. Like my Panda Man, it's a parody of Grizzly Man... however, Times Staff Writer Hugo Martin reports, "The Internet has already premiered several "Grizzly Man" spoofs, including parodies called "Hedgehog Man," "Gosling Man" and "Grizzly Bear Man"..."Sheep Man," however, is the first spoof to make the jump to the theaters."

Um, what? Dude, I don't think so. Panda Man premiered at a theater on May 10, 2006. And I came up with this concept 2 years ago! But due to my day job that pays the billz, I have not been able to promote my film at festivals and other outlets like YouTube. But if I put it on YouTube now, would I be perceived as a follower? As someone on a bandwagon? Man. I do not want to go out like that. FUCK!

Serious quandry. I hate it.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

I joined the Alt-Fuel Movement!

That's right, bitches. After not having a car for one full year, DYY is now the proud owner of an old ass 1980 Mercedes 300TD station wagon that runs on 100% pure vegetable oil!

I named my new car Dolores. Please welcome Dolores with open arms!

I purchased Dolores about a month ago from this Father and Son team in Santa Maria who purchases, re-builds and re-sells diesel Mercedes after converting them to run on veggie oil. These guys are pretty cool.

This is my Beauty Pageant Wave... waving BYE BYE to petroleum and evil bloodsucking oil corporations and HELLO to reuseable waste oil from restaurants!

West Coast for Life, Baby.

This is my gesture of love to drivers who will undoubtedly honk at my Dolores for her slow speed and tempura-smelling exhaust.

Miguel's art

This is my favorite piece of Steve Sueoka's artwork at his Never Die, Just Multiply opening at the Treehouse Gallery in downtown Los Angeles. The colors on the giraffe are made up of little tiny circles. Believe me, it's better to see it in person than through the lens of my outdated and shitty digital camera.
Steve's the bald-headed dude on the far right of the picture. Sexy, huh?

Lady Pun in motion.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Local news

So the Asian American community is in an uproar over this one lame writer, Jed Levine, for the Daily Bruin, the official college newspaper for UCLA. As any white man who inexplicably fears losing power and control, he calls himself an underrepresented minority on campus, and empathizes with members of the Black Student Union and MEChA stating, "it's hard to find other white people I can identify with on a campus that feels more like Taipei than L.A."

Perhaps Jed is just trying to be clever or facetious? You decide for yourself. However, if that was his intention, I think he failed miserably. But then again, he's just a student writer for a shitty college paper, so I don't even really care.

I mean, it's not like he's LA Times writer Joel Stein, who was able to humorously call out our own human hypocrisy, but still hold the Bush Administration responsible for the Iraq War and torture of prisoners. Now Joel is a good writer. Jed is just a dumb college kid.

Jed would have received accolades, rather than hate letters, if he were able to say, look, Asian students do out-number other students of color at UCLA and other public universities, and that the proportion of Asian students far exceed the proportion of Asians residing in the state. This is proof that something in the system is flawed for other students. But let's not blame Asian students for the campus feeling like Taipei. Let's criticize the current admissions policies that limit admissions to only grades and test scores.

Because the truth is, as we all know, when the racist Regents of the UC System decided to strictly interpret Prop. 209 and ostensibly implement "non-race based factors" for admissions, they were hoping to reduce admissions of ALL students of color, including Asians. But they erred in their plan of whitening the UC campuses. That's on them. Asians shouldn't be blamed for just showing up and acing the exams. We can't help it if we're fucken brilliant. We're just being who we are.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

This is how we roll



Title: Partying It Up in Palm Springs

Also on YouTube!

Monday, October 9, 2006

Saturday, October 7, 2006

Dumpster diving, anyone?

I enjoy collecting unwanted (hence, free) furniture from the street. I have accumulated quite an impressive collection of items that I am very proud of. I truly believe someone's trash is someone else's treasure. In my case, I'm like a pirate and the streets are like ships... and I'm all about the booty.

My beloved family, however, loves teasing me about my hobby, among other things... so when my brother-in-law informed me of a recent corporate memo distributed to laid-off Northwest Airlines employees about suggestions for saving money, we were delighted to see that dumpster diving was Tip #46!

In a remarkable bit of corporate insensitivity, Northwest Airlines gave workers a booklet offering "101 Ways to Save Money," including "don't be shy about pulling something you like out of the trash" and "ask your doctor for samples of prescriptions." The booklet was included in a layoff packet recently given to dozens of pink-slipped workers in North Dakota, Montana, and Texas. Along with the dumpster diving suggestion, Northwest recommended shorter showers, thrift store shopping, and getting "hand-me-down clothes and toys for your kids from friends and relatives." Not to mention "grow your own vegetables and herbs" and "use old newspapers for cat litter."After employee complaints, Northwest apologized and yanked the list from undistributed packets.

So tasteless, yet so funny (at least to me...).

Future Raver

My nephew Christopher

Rave on, baby, rave on!

Friday, October 6, 2006

Tuesday, October 3, 2006

Violence against girls, not rural areas

When NPR reported on the school attacks this morning, it commented on the most notable similarity between the shooting in Colorado and the shooting in Pennsylvania... that both shootings occurred in a rural area.

Are you kidding me? That was your analysis?

To me, the most obvious similarity is that the victims of the shootings were girls only. Each shooter ordered the teachers and boys to leave the premises while he held the girls hostage. The Colorado shooter sexually molested the girls before he fatally shot one and himself. The Amish shooter brought two tubes of KY jelly with him, presumably to also sexually violate the girls before killing them and himself.

The fact that the targeted victims have been girls is the most appalling aspect of both shootings. I have yet to hear a report from the mainstream media that speaks to the rampant and continuous sexism, patriarchy and violence against women and girls, as evidenced by these shootings. Instead, I hear and read bullshit about the shooter's past, the quiet Amish community, life in the rural areas... dude, whatever.

Monday, October 2, 2006

Represent, Part 2

Vida (Chinese Thai American), Guia (Filipina with a full-blooded Chinese grandfather and married to a Chinese man who inexplicably claims Taiwanese heritage) and DYY (Chinese American) proudly celebrated the People's Republic of China's National Day at a boba shop in Chinatown, Chicago.

So what if we initially didn't know why these cute plastic Chinese flags were proliferating around town. I just grabbed them because they were free. After all, that's the Chinese way. Represent!

What I later learned from Yip Yee and the handy internet:

The PRC's National Day was declared at three o'clock on October 1, 1949, in front of 300,000 people during a ceremony in Tiananmen Square. Chairman Mao declared the founding of the People's Republic and waved the first five-star PRC flag.

Don't we look like good, obedient Chinese comrades?
Chairman Mao would be proud.

Gotta represent at home too. After all, home is where the heart is. And, believe me, the Communist Party wants your heart (and your mind and body and soul and loyalty and first born, etc.)