Welcome, Biatches!

After months of debate and introspection, I decided to join the self-absorbed, self-indulgent, self-grandiose community of boring bloggers. I mean, who really cares, right? So why am I bloggin'? Because I too am absorbed, indulgent and grandiose... and fortunately not boring. Why should only the inane have a voice? I, on the other hand, have a lovely voice. Anyway, it doesn't matter because all of this doesn't matter... at the end of the day, no one is going to care but me. Plus, it doesn't harm anyone or anything... but I hope it does one day, God-willing.

I know, I'm late in the game. Joe Mak, my WebMaster Digerati (WMD), had a blog on his own web page when I first met him in 1998, when blogs weren't even called blogs. Joe's been done with blogs since the Y2K. He's moved on to other forms of technology that is beyond my analog comprehension. Harkim also commented that blogs are soooo 2004. Well, fuck you guys. As I have only been the proprietor of my very own personal computer since 2005, I find myself quite avant garde starting a blog in 2006. And you know what they say... better late than pregnant!