Friday, January 20, 2006

Tuna to blame?

An injured bottle-neck whale was spotted swimming up the River Thames in London today, waving and smirking at Big Ben and Parliment.

But seriously, when whales get sick, old or injured, they often get disoriented and swim away from their pod. Witnesses reported seeing injuries to the whale and said its snout was bloodied. A whole conspiracy (yet to be determined) has developed because other whales have been spotted along the shores of the British Colony, when bottle-nose whales live deep in the northern Atlantic. Something smells fishy here.

Poor guy.

On a brighter note, the stock suffered its greatest fall today (I'm buying low on Monday!) and Osama Bin Laden is alive and kicking... and no one seems to care. I could speculate why, but I don't really care either. I'm more interested in Monica Pang (Miss Georgia) who is competing in the 2006 Miss America Pageant...

Cute, huh? I think she's Chinese American. I hope she wins.

3 comments:

Christian said...

With me representing the jury, she would win!

tonkhero said...

Just cause she's Chinese-American doesn't mean it's ok to be anorexic. I'm glad she lost. Thick women unite!

DYY said...

Tonkhero, you need to get your facts straight... first of all, she lost to an even skinnier white girl from Oklahoma. Second, she's not anorexic, asians are generally slim and have great metabolism. To me, she looks thick in the right places...

Also, Monica was so cheated... she is waaaay better looking than Miss Oklahoma, but I know how the game works... God forbid if Miss America is yellow, even though my people have been here since the 1800's and built this country. Those judges are bastards and should burn in hell.