This is a true correspondence

Dear Librarian:

I did not request for this book/audio (the bible) to be held for me. I get my bibles free from motels.

Is someone using my identity to borrow books? Or is this a covert plan of action to indoctrinate lost souls and introduce God to heathens like me? Is the "religious right" a part of this? Please advise, thank you.

Ms. Yee

Los Angeles Public Library wrote:

******* HOLD NOTIFICATION ********

The following item(s) you requested are
being held for you at:

Los Angeles Public Library
Fairfax Branch
161 S. Gardner St.
Los Angeles, CA 90036
323-936-6191 *
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Bible. *
NIV audio Bible New Interna *
*
The item will be held until: 03/13/06