Sunday, July 1, 2007
Weekend story #1
On Friday we met this dude at Mandrake who owns this denim company called UBI Jeans. His name is Ubi in fact and it's short for "ubiquitous" he tells us. As UBI specializes in women's jeans, Ubi says, "My job is to make your ass look good." I say, oh yeah? So you must have names for different categories of asses? He says yes. I turn around and stick my ass out and say, what would you call this ass? Without hesitation, he says JUICY!
I respond, right on. Then I ask him to label Lady Pun's. He immediately says BA-DONK-KA-DONK!
And for readers unfamiliar with Lady Pun's ass, let's just say, the description is perfect!