For Thanksgiving, my sister made four deserts. This is pretty impressive for a woman who grew up in a Chinese family. For dessert, Chinese people usually eat fruit or, if it's a special day, almond gelatin yo.
Cheesecake (with lemon zest)
And her prized work of the evening... APPLE PIE (a la mode, bitches)
And a bonus for your holiday pleasure:
I asked the kids to wave around their American flags with pride! Don't call me unpatriotic, bitches.